Don't pass it up Star

#1

https://allentown.craigslist.org/atq/d/antique-vintage-singer-sewing/6554871052.html

#2

WTF will I do with that junk?

#3

I emailed and told him it was worth zero and he got pissed - called me names

so then I reconsidered and sent another email saying it was less then zero because the scrappers would give him a buck but he would prolly burn more in gas dropping it off

#4

Use another email and ask him if it has enough weight to hold yer fishing boat in place over on the river.

#5

Next email the other six comes out

fair condition he sed

I would tell him get a fucking seeing eye dog and get that fucking abomination off CL

I was nice in the first one and pointed out he could search cl for singer sewing and he fucking calls me names

I have had some folks actually thank me

#6

Well, then, thank you for your service!

#7

Nah, just ask him when the last time he had his Johnson Rod lubed.

#8

He lives up in fucking deliverance land where I used to live

Actually it made deliverance look sane

#9

I always thought that was Washington.

#10

The land isn’t the problem.

#11

I get in my friends 51 Ford and the back seat is bloody and the roof liner is dirty

Oh yeah,

she had dirty feet sez he

well, she was 13

#12

ewww

#13

exactly - true story

#14

I want to ask how old your friend was, but then I don’t want to know how old your friend was at the time.

#15

Even I could not make that up

Don’t blame him - I sed this was deliverance and it was not against her will.

He should have known better - but like I sed - deliverance

Just the way it was

I knew the girl - she was a friend of the girl I was seeing at the time

#16

How old were you?!?

#17

34, but very young looking for his age.

#18

I was 19 the girl was 17

Maryann - Cookie - she was a sweetheart

She left me for another

She even introduced me to him - how about that for class for Deliverance

I called when I got out of the Army and her Father tells me she married and has 3 kids

#19

Awwww :frowning:

#20

First cut is the deepest and sich