^^^ smite. Can we do Christmas humor after Thanksgi…
Oh wait, you’re probably Canadian, so you have no barrier to Christmas now.
I’m a staunch atheist.
I would say that constitutes a barrier to Christmas.
Like Christ’s birthday or Santa + presents Christmas?
There’s a difference?
Christ’s birthday is some time in the spring.
Late December festivities have their (co-opted) origins in pagan celebrations of the winter solstice.
I just want to put it out there that I think someone should make this for Thanksgiving:
Tomorrow President Trump will pardon a turkey at the White House. Then he’ll spend the next week criticizing it for not thanking him enough.
And if that isn’t bad enough: