My dad told me how to catch a polar bear with a saw and a can of peas.
You cut a hole in the ice and spread the peas around it. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole.
I just told that joke over the weekend only it was about catching a black bear by digging a hole and lighting a fire in it that you let burn out. When he comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole!
Who doesn’t love the holidays?