Stupid Things Your Friendly Canadians Ask


#1

What’s a “primary” like the one coming up on May 15th?


#2

A Primary is where the GOP cannibalizes itself.


#3

a runoff among the members of each party to send their candidate to the actual election…more or less


#4

So where the party chooses who is going to rep for the party?

And that election is in November of this year?


#5

But seriously we let anyone who wants to, and is qualified (theoretically) run and in a primary the winning candidates from each party move onto the final round, The General.


#6

Yes, these are primaries for the November election.


#7

That’s the best youve got?


#8

Okay okay…

WTF is “American cheese”?


#9

Its like Canadian cheese but with double the hormones.


#10

processed cheese


#11

Like Kraft Singles?


#12

Yeah, like that.


#13

Pasteurized Processed “Cheese Food”

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I’m guessing that means it’s what Pasteurized Processed Cheese eats.


#14

Gross!


#15

Is someone able to explain to me why Sean Hannity having Cohen for a lawyer and not disclosing it is a big fricken deal?


#16

Presents a conflict of interest when he is ranting about the Cohen raid, etc etc. Journalistic Integrity. IOW, to Fox News, it is not a big fricken deal.


#17

Because he railed against the FBI raid on Fux as a “journalist”. There’s a conflict of interest.


#18

But is he considered a journalist? Like his show isn’t really a journalism based show is it?


#19

You know it, I know it, his bosses know it, but his viewers don’t. So from a point of Personal Responsibility it is, but for the intents and purposes of a group who would willing be lied to, it’s just another thing that fits.


#20

Anyone stupid enough to watch meathead won’t care about his lack of integrity.