Today's Funny - Good Taste or Bad


Could you even imagine the embarrassment at the checkout?


I’m glad they got that sorted out.





Angie deserved being dumped.



I can relate with this… I’m such a big baby when I’m sick lol.




Block or to the right of it even.



I like both rare and medium rare, more cooked than that and I think - block!


Having a cold is worse than childbirth. When do you hear a guy saying “hey, lets catch another cold”?


You and my mom should hang out.


Does she like alien cock candles too?


I showed her this thread.





The more you know guise.


PS, also keep your money in your wallet facing the same way, or yer gonna have the Presidents kissing each other, which is gay af! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but…)



I once asked my chemistry teacher why one testicle hangs lower than the other on a man because I was told (@Bobbiturnobboff) that it is so they don’t bang together. With his hands inches from my breasts, he explained that we aren’t symmetrical just like how one of my breasts is bigger than the other. There was mere inched between his hands and a sexual assault complaint hahaha

Good times.

(For the record I don’t consider that assault nor did it offend any of my delicate sensibilities.)