Fucking people…
Today's Funny - Good Taste or Bad
Keeper
#804
Starling
#808
"He is proud of the GIF, but remains annoyed that there is still any debate over the pronunciation of the format.
“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations,” Mr. Wilhite said. “They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.”
https://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/an-honor-for-the-creator-of-the-gif/
WascawwyWabbit
#814
Why don’t blind people clean up their guide dogs’ poop?
Because they can’t see shit
WascawwyWabbit
#815
I walked into my roommate’s bedroom and saw him hanging from a rope
On the floor he had left a note saying, “I can’t stand the critism anymore.”
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
Laying in my arms, his eyes slowly opening, I said:
“You spelled criticism wrong.”
Keeper
#818
I’ve been losing some weight recently and been reading how to get rid of some loose skin an I’ve come across this picture with a comment that read from a viewer saying.
“Don’t worry ,yull stop yearning for other people’s approval when you’ve killed a couple” lol
WascawwyWabbit
#822
Right before surgery the surgeon says: “Relax, Jim. It’s just a small scalpel incision. No reason to panic.”
The patient replies: “But, Doctor, my name is not Jim.”
The surgeon says: “I know. I’m Jim.”
