Oh here is our HERO in action.
I know someone like that.
He could be the umbrella…
Nah, Barrons too big for that now, he’d give President Trump a hernia.
No, Trump is the one who gets carried, along with his two scoops to your one.
He’d crush that poor kid.
Why doesn’t the kid have his own umbrella?
I know! !! Cuz he’s a kid and probably never used one before, I’m almost 51 and I’ve never used one.
Probably because he doesn’t have that mess of hair his dad has.
You do remember the recent video, right?
Omg yes, what a hidious head of hair.
If I had something like that my friends would tell me.
FACE THE FACT. YOU’RE BALD. SHAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD FFS
The man can’t face his allopecia, nevermind an armed assailant at a high school.
But that would diminish his bigly testosterone levels, he has the highest levels of nutjuice of any President, believe me, there’s no problem there, heh heh, um, witch hunt FAKE NEWS! SAD!/